Well well, what a successful day i have had.
You may have heard me talk about the "Mrs Stinsfire" before... what? You haven't?
Nevermind, here is a video i prepared earlier...
Well thats right, today i managed to succesfuly do the Mrs....... wait for it..... STINSFIRE!!!
All i will say is that it took a lot of time and dedication and awesomeness to pull this off, thanks to all my fans across the world i wouldn't have been able to it without you!!
Barney x
Tuesday, 8 February 2011
hello everyone! today i am going to share you, the first of my special tips and tricks. Please, dont faint or get too excited, it really is okay. Scoring hotties isn't even that much of a big deal. The problem that i see far too often is complete lack of CONFIDENCE. How are you gonna take home a girl if you can't look her in the eye and you stand mumbling at her looking at your feet? We all know you should be checking out her chest WHAT UP!
But seriously. Its easy. Thats the point of this blog. It is sooo god damn easy!
Rule 1: Always Wear A Suit.
Rule 2: Always Wear A Suit. Seriously. Why wouldn't you? Suits are awesome. Did James Bond wear jeans and a t-shirt? No. He wears Suits. And so should you.
People often ask me "i just don't know if a girl is into me or not, i lose confidence" etc etc. Always assume that a girl is into you. If she isn't, and you just assume she is and act like that, then 9 times out of 10 she will be into you in a matter of minutes. The concept of some being better or worse looking that anyone else is kinda retarded if you think about it. But there are ways to tell if she is picking up on your confident approach.
Does she make any form of contact with you in conversation? She's into you. Yep. Really.
Does she smile at you? Yep... you got it. She's into you. Really.
In a group situation? She's talking really loudly and laughing at everything you say? Yep.... thats right.
She asks if you have a girlfriend? Yep....
She calls you a player or a heartbreaker? I get this one alot.... jackpot! She's into you.
She asks your age?? Yes i am serious. She's into you.
These are what i like to call IOI's or Indicators of Interest. Its pretty common knowledge, have a little search around. Every girl does it. But what is more important is having the confidence, even swagger, to just go and approach a girl in a bar or club out of the blue. This is called a Cold Approach, and is what my next blog post will be about.
Now, your challenge for today readers, is to just go out and talk to a girl. Thats right, stop shaking. Just go out into a bar, a coffee house, a bookstore (kinda lame, but whatever) ANYWHERE and just strike up a conversation with a girl. Act like you are God's Gift to Women. Brad Pitt? Meh, that guys kinda gross. He has nothing on you! Just go and do it, go and talk to a woman. And look out for those IOIs.
Happy Hunting!
Barney x
But seriously. Its easy. Thats the point of this blog. It is sooo god damn easy!
Rule 1: Always Wear A Suit.
Rule 2: Always Wear A Suit. Seriously. Why wouldn't you? Suits are awesome. Did James Bond wear jeans and a t-shirt? No. He wears Suits. And so should you.
People often ask me "i just don't know if a girl is into me or not, i lose confidence" etc etc. Always assume that a girl is into you. If she isn't, and you just assume she is and act like that, then 9 times out of 10 she will be into you in a matter of minutes. The concept of some being better or worse looking that anyone else is kinda retarded if you think about it. But there are ways to tell if she is picking up on your confident approach.
Does she make any form of contact with you in conversation? She's into you. Yep. Really.
Does she smile at you? Yep... you got it. She's into you. Really.
In a group situation? She's talking really loudly and laughing at everything you say? Yep.... thats right.
She asks if you have a girlfriend? Yep....
She calls you a player or a heartbreaker? I get this one alot.... jackpot! She's into you.
She asks your age?? Yes i am serious. She's into you.
These are what i like to call IOI's or Indicators of Interest. Its pretty common knowledge, have a little search around. Every girl does it. But what is more important is having the confidence, even swagger, to just go and approach a girl in a bar or club out of the blue. This is called a Cold Approach, and is what my next blog post will be about.
Now, your challenge for today readers, is to just go out and talk to a girl. Thats right, stop shaking. Just go out into a bar, a coffee house, a bookstore (kinda lame, but whatever) ANYWHERE and just strike up a conversation with a girl. Act like you are God's Gift to Women. Brad Pitt? Meh, that guys kinda gross. He has nothing on you! Just go and do it, go and talk to a woman. And look out for those IOIs.
Happy Hunting!
Barney x
Monday, 7 February 2011
back! wow what a crazy day.... FYI no i actually didn't get that girls number. But who needs the number when you've already laid some barnacle love down!! Blog 10. Sometimes i think its actually too easy to score chicks. You know how great sports players sometimes handicap themselves in some way, to make the sport harder and more fun, especially when playing with less talented players away from the professional field? Well, that's what i do sometimes. Except i don't play sports (im actually banned from playing Basketball in the USA for fear of everyone else quitting the sport out of shame, true story) and i'm talking about WOMEN. Tall ones, short ones, thin ones, slightly less thin ones (never fat though, c'mon guys), white, latina etc etc etc... but anyway. What was i talking about again? Handicaps. But that is an advanced technique used by only top flight players like myself!
A while ago i challenged myself that until i slept with a woman, i would not remove the disgusting pair of dungarees i had found myself wearing. And do you know what? I did it. Thus proving that such a horrendous handicap cannot stop the heart and mind of a truly focused athlete or in my case, serial womanizer. And this is also why i support the disabled olympics. For they, like myself, prove to the world, who sneers and laughs and says that it is impossible, and cannot be done, that ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. and that is the message i would like everyone to take away from this post. I think....
Barnacle x
A while ago i challenged myself that until i slept with a woman, i would not remove the disgusting pair of dungarees i had found myself wearing. And do you know what? I did it. Thus proving that such a horrendous handicap cannot stop the heart and mind of a truly focused athlete or in my case, serial womanizer. And this is also why i support the disabled olympics. For they, like myself, prove to the world, who sneers and laughs and says that it is impossible, and cannot be done, that ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. and that is the message i would like everyone to take away from this post. I think....
Barnacle x
thats right, its me again!! half the day is not even gone and i have already got 3 chicks phone numbers... you wanna know how? well the truth is... you couldn't handle it even if you did know. Its like if i was God, and i could instantly show you every single particle of space and time at one precise moment, the whole infinite matter of the universe in an instant, you wouldn't be able to deal with it. Your brain would simply explode, and so that is why i will slowly trickle down my golden tips and tricks to you, like a baby nuzzling at its mothers breast. Except after a while, it will be that chick at the bar or in the club that you are nuzzling, what is up??? Blog-five.
But anyways... people are always coming to me saying "oh Barney, you're so good looking, i'll never be able to have amazing game like you do. I guess you won the genetic lottery and i lost" and to a certain extent, this is true.
But even the ugliest guy can pick up chicks.... the secret is GAME. and that is what this blog will focus on. Now game can mean anything... ruses, flim-flams, swindles etc.... but there is one thing you will never do. You will never ever use my tips and tricks to try and enter a loving, meaningful relationship with a woman!!!! NEVER. EVER!!!!!!
Anyway, sorry about that rant.... where was i?? oh wait, theres a chick staring at me from the other side of the bar.... TIZZARGET AQUIZZIRED!! ill be back later!
Barney x
But anyways... people are always coming to me saying "oh Barney, you're so good looking, i'll never be able to have amazing game like you do. I guess you won the genetic lottery and i lost" and to a certain extent, this is true.
But even the ugliest guy can pick up chicks.... the secret is GAME. and that is what this blog will focus on. Now game can mean anything... ruses, flim-flams, swindles etc.... but there is one thing you will never do. You will never ever use my tips and tricks to try and enter a loving, meaningful relationship with a woman!!!! NEVER. EVER!!!!!!
Anyway, sorry about that rant.... where was i?? oh wait, theres a chick staring at me from the other side of the bar.... TIZZARGET AQUIZZIRED!! ill be back later!
Barney x
Sunday, 6 February 2011
Hello everyone, that's right... it is me Barney Stinson, everybody's favorite serial womanizer/awesome guy!! I'm blogging to you from the awesome city that is New York. I'm gonna be using this blog to share with you, the most awesome people of The Internet my general musings, rants, and most importantly my secrets and tips for picking up chicks and giving 'em the business! No longer will you have to be a sad, lonely, sweater-vest wearing loser.... you will never be as awesome as me, but then again you will never be able to pogo stick to the moon either. Some things are just impossible. However, from this blog you might be able to pogo stick around your block, or... y'know, go to a bar and score hot girls. Or something like that anyway.
Make sure you keep reading, share the link with your friends, and follow me!! Ill post again tommorrow.
Barney x
Make sure you keep reading, share the link with your friends, and follow me!! Ill post again tommorrow.
Barney x
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