Hello everyone, that's right... it is me Barney Stinson, everybody's favorite serial womanizer/awesome guy!! I'm blogging to you from the awesome city that is New York. I'm gonna be using this blog to share with you, the most awesome people of The Internet my general musings, rants, and most importantly my secrets and tips for picking up chicks and giving 'em the business! No longer will you have to be a sad, lonely, sweater-vest wearing loser.... you will never be as awesome as me, but then again you will never be able to pogo stick to the moon either. Some things are just impossible. However, from this blog you might be able to pogo stick around your block, or... y'know, go to a bar and score hot girls. Or something like that anyway.
Make sure you keep reading, share the link with your friends, and follow me!! Ill post again tommorrow.
Barney x
keep up ill follow!
ReplyDeleteyeye ofc u are :) im looking forward to ur secrets ^^
ReplyDeleteHey, how about some photographic proof?
ReplyDeletehaha, interesting. keep it up.
God your such a lucky bastard living in New York. Looking forward to your future posts :)
ReplyDeleteI always thought Stinson was spelt Stintson until I read this.
ReplyDeleteHaha, can't wait for more, I've always wanted to live in the city that never sleeps.
ReplyDeleteI lold at the concept
ReplyDeleteawesome, followin.
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ReplyDeleteim following and supporting!
ReplyDeleteActually I hate you but I guess I'll follow you anyways to see where this goes.
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