Monday, 7 February 2011

thats right, its me again!! half the day is not even gone and i have already got 3 chicks phone numbers... you wanna know how? well the truth is... you couldn't handle it even if you did know. Its like if i was God, and i could instantly show you every single particle of space and time at one precise moment, the whole infinite matter of the universe in an instant, you wouldn't be able to deal with it. Your brain would simply explode, and so that is why i will slowly trickle down my golden tips and tricks to you, like a baby nuzzling at its mothers breast. Except after a while, it will be that chick at the bar or in the club that you are nuzzling, what is up??? Blog-five.

But anyways... people are always coming to me saying "oh Barney, you're so good looking, i'll never be able to have amazing game like you do. I guess you won the genetic lottery and i lost" and to a certain extent, this is true.

But even the ugliest guy can pick up chicks.... the secret is GAME. and that is what this blog will focus on. Now game can mean anything... ruses, flim-flams, swindles etc.... but there is one thing you will never do. You will never ever use my tips and tricks to try and enter a loving, meaningful relationship with a woman!!!! NEVER. EVER!!!!!!

Anyway, sorry about that rant.... where was i?? oh wait, theres a chick staring at me from the other side of the bar.... TIZZARGET AQUIZZIRED!! ill be back later!

Barney x

10 comments:

  1. I love these tips Barney! I never even heard about 'game' before!

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  2. Haha this is great, definitely following

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  3. so this is the famous "blog"

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  4. Following with avid interest - I could efinately use some pointers in the picking up chix department!

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  5. hey hey man nice stuff... man

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  6. < could always use some tips on my GAME. lol

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  7. Good read, being awesome is a great skill to have ha.

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  8. Good read, being awesome is a great skill to have ha.

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