Monday, 14 February 2011

Stinson here!! I wanna talk to you about scoring chicks (what a surprise)

The main mistake i see time and time and again is people putting chicks on a pedestal. and by that i mean them looking up at them and saying "wooow look at her, i could never be with her, she's a goddess and she wouldn't even look at me twice" and it is the most annoying thing ever!

Girls are just the same as us, with feelings and sex drive just like us. They feel attracted to people just like us, and believe it or not, they want sex just as much as us. The difference is, they, unlike you nerds, will get hit on countless times everyday. So what you really have to do, is find a way to separate yourself from the crowds of chumps.

Wear a Suit. I'm not going over this every blog post. Just do it. Suit up. It's awesome. 'Nuff said.

So.... the old Beta  you would go up to a hot woman (you'd probably have to be bullied into it as well) and say "wow, i really like your dress. you're so pretty can i have your number". well this is WRONG. on so many levels.

here's what i'd do...

"That dress is a nice color, it matches your hair. Infact, i think i've seen Snooki from the Jersey Shore wearing that exact same one!"

BOOM. See what i did? No? This is a technique called "Negging" and is linked intrinsically with the Golden 2/1 Compliment to Insult Ratio (also known as the Backhand Compliment). Whilst complimenting the dress and her hair, which makes her feel good about herself, i also compare her to the orange mess that is Snooki, a well known Idiot. So she doesn't really know how to feel about it, am i being nice or am i jerk? She doesnt know, which instantly sets me apart from the thousand idiots who've tried before.

This means that rather than being able to subconsciously categorize you, she is instead confused and possibly unaware of your motives. This means she will have to try and validate herself to you (more on this later) and you instantly have the upper hand on this woman, no matter how hot she is. true story.

yes i am awesome. i already know,.

Barney x
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37 comments:

  1. Anonymous14 February 2011 at 10:07

    Yeah, they'd rather have you ignore them.

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  2. Layman Researcher14 February 2011 at 10:09

    There was this other chick I knew, ugly as sin, and I kept insulting her and teasing her, one day she declared her love for me. I was like WTF!!!

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  3. Styron14 February 2011 at 10:36

    I know it's not right to question the Great Barney, but isn't it better to insult first and then compliment her? If you consider the Recency-Effect( Psychological term for: You remember the last things you hear, not the first thing)
    Example: Your hair is a mess but your eyes are so shiningly beautiful even God saw them glinstering from the sky.

    First she think " What did he just say about my hair" and when i completed my sentence she think " oh seems like a nice guy"
    After that she remembers the first words and you just say "it was just to get your attraction but you captivated my attention immediatly"

    Barney, Can i be your apprentice?

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  4. JWtechparts14 February 2011 at 11:00

    it would have been nice to know this technique back when i was playing the field. somehow i don't think this will work as well for someone already in a relationship. then again. this isn't for people in a relationship

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  5. Jason14 February 2011 at 12:13

    If I compare a girl with snooki, she will definetly slap me across the face.

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  6. Wobbles14 February 2011 at 14:42

    lol I'll be sure to try out your tactics, Barney.

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  7. level85nerd14 February 2011 at 14:46

    "Your ass looks like snooki's" works as well.

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  8. D14 February 2011 at 14:54

    wasn't sure how I was gonna feel about this post at first, but it developed well. The pua with a personality concept is GREAT! Good luck with this, I'm *definitely* gonna keep coming back. might feature this one on blagaday tomorrow.

    Thanks chum!

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  9. Spongeworthy14 February 2011 at 15:25

    Good shit keep 'em on their toes, I like it.

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  10. Meltedsnowgirl14 February 2011 at 15:31

    YAY A new Barney post!!!!!

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  11. Steve14 February 2011 at 15:33

    Quite the insight into mind eh, great post.

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  12. Basik14 February 2011 at 15:35

    lol negging, good stuff man

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  13. Giulzz14 February 2011 at 15:36

    Haha, this post made me laugh and was a fun read. Although you gotta prove your the real Stinson! Keep this up.

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  14. c0pywasted14 February 2011 at 16:31

    I love chicks.... and scoring them.

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  15. Braingeyser14 February 2011 at 19:33

    Good timing mate. Was a good Valentines Day for me, partially due to some of your sage wisdom.

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  16. Bring_Napkins15 February 2011 at 04:50

    Heh, maybe they wanna sex YOU. But I still wear suits whenever I can. I just feel better.

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  17. Daniel15 February 2011 at 05:37

    I suppose your tactics really will work Barney.

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  18. Brendan McCarty15 February 2011 at 06:49

    best blog evar :D

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  19. Anonymous15 February 2011 at 07:23

    Oh Barney you sooo crazy

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  20. Life With Grandpa15 February 2011 at 07:33

    BARNEY, I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
    I'LL BE BACK EVERYDAY, well, every morning, as i'm drinking my coffee.

    the blog is great, lol, let me know what you think of mine if you have time.

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  21. Erasmus15 February 2011 at 07:37

    Girls want you to dress nice. Seriously. And don't kiss too much ass. Poke a little fun, but then show them the sweet side. It works wonders.

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  22. Jim15 February 2011 at 07:40

    Has this method worked in the past, barney?

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  23. Trelin15 February 2011 at 08:23

    I think it's more that you've confused her and left her open to being programmed. Kinda like a buffer overflow. An episode of hak5 had a guy talking about it recently.

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  24. Nedyvai15 February 2011 at 08:46

    Your awesome!

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  25. Anonymous15 February 2011 at 08:55

    Girls like doing sex as much as the boys does. The thing is: boys dont care if anyone knows they did sex. If anyone finds out a girl is doing a lot of sex, then she's a slut. Cruel world. :P

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  26. Double C15 February 2011 at 09:19

    Loving this blog! Followed!

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  27. NoMoreTrouble15 February 2011 at 10:25

    Haha I love the idea of this blog. Crazy Barney, what will he think of next? I love the actual show he's from btw too.

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  28. FTW15 February 2011 at 11:02

    thx for the advice =)

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  29. jopjopjop15 February 2011 at 11:02

    Valentines Day with barney-tactics was legendary as always

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  30. Dnoop15 February 2011 at 16:09

    I'm not sure anyone wants to wear what snookie wears

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  31. broham456715 February 2011 at 16:10

    Haha. Barney, you kill me man.

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  32. knifinround15 February 2011 at 16:29

    negging is so important. good advice stinson.

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  33. Anonymous15 February 2011 at 16:44

    I'd probably get slapped

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  34. c0pywasted15 February 2011 at 16:49

    good info!

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  35. Anonymous17 February 2011 at 04:52

    "Never put the pussy on a pedestal."

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  36. D22 Zone17 February 2011 at 15:20

    I guess your tactics do work! :P

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  37. l33 v4n cl33f21 February 2011 at 11:55

    barney you are awesome

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