Thursday, 17 February 2011

what is it, you ask, that sets me apart from you?

the fact i know that i'm awesome, and you don't.

when i walk up to a girl, before i've even said a word, she knows from that first look that it is definitely on.

how?

confidence. if you walk up to a girl, hands in pockets, shoulders hunched, head tilted looking all shy and nervous like a little kid asking his mom for a dollar, she will be thinking "wow, who is this dweeb?"

Barney Stinson is no dweeb.

No. Barney Stinson casually walks over, shoulders back, tall, sleek and noble, glass of expensive whiskey in one hand, the other extended for a hand shake (instant body contact, an important thing) with a confident smile on this most handsome of faces.

When a woman looks at me she thinks "wow, there is a go getter. he knows what he wants out of life, and he just does it. i bet he is rich and powerful and awesome in bed!"..... really.

and that is why i consistently win at scoring chicks.

Barney x
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27 comments:

  1. Anonymous17 February 2011 at 15:27

    Thanks for the tips Barney =)

    Too bad I'm a girl :l

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  2. Anonymous17 February 2011 at 15:39

    Nice advice, you must get all the girls.

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  3. Andrew17 February 2011 at 15:54

    thanks for the tips man
    i'll put them to use

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  4. seamagpie17 February 2011 at 16:15

    damn barney I wish I was like you

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  5. Bulk Up Baba17 February 2011 at 16:23

    I already have a girlfriend .
    Whiskey tip is common sense , all woman I know loves it .

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  6. Anonymous17 February 2011 at 19:20

    LOL, you're THE SHIT Barney! Hahahaha

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  7. Anonymous18 February 2011 at 06:44

    I just ripped though time and space for this?

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  8. Shockwave18 February 2011 at 06:50

    Haha of course.

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  9. Brendan McCarty18 February 2011 at 07:09

    this blog is amazing lol

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  10. Franco - TRG18 February 2011 at 07:15

    This post increased my confidence two fold. Thanks Barney!

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  11. FantouGames18 February 2011 at 07:40

    thx! ^^

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  12. Life Hacks18 February 2011 at 07:50

    How i met your mother... Classic!

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  13. Grinds my Gears18 February 2011 at 07:56

    Lol awesome.

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  14. Patti D.18 February 2011 at 07:58

    Well, I hope you find there is something else to do with your life besides "scoring chicks"

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  15. obi18 February 2011 at 07:59

    thanks for the tip barney will follow for more ;)

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  16. Bent18 February 2011 at 08:17

    Barney. You're awesome.

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  17. Havuelete18 February 2011 at 08:35

    ok, i'll be confident next time... maybe i won't be able. Thanks for the tips, Barney

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  18. Ahy18 February 2011 at 08:54

    I doubt that this would work on me. But still, confidence is very important.

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  19. Anonymous18 February 2011 at 09:26

    I like to club them and drag them back to my cave

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  20. Archon618 February 2011 at 10:43

    I see you've been reading PUA. :)

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  21. Something Concupiscible18 February 2011 at 16:21

    Haha, good read!

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  22. Bargain Hunter18 February 2011 at 17:15

    Nice Blog! Followed =)
    http://ausbargain.blogspot.com/

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  23. Meltedsnowgirl21 February 2011 at 11:37

    Well I enjoy reading you with my coffee every day, multiple times a day :D

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  24. Raphmu21 February 2011 at 11:43

    Barney, your the man! :D thanks for the tips :)

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  25. l33 v4n cl33f21 February 2011 at 11:53

    thanks for the info, but im already pimpin on the regular, jk

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  26. I_Sprocket_I21 February 2011 at 12:16

    Lucky bastard.

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  27. Triper26 February 2011 at 10:27

    thanks for the tips

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