Thursday 17 February 2011

what is it, you ask, that sets me apart from you?

the fact i know that i'm awesome, and you don't.

when i walk up to a girl, before i've even said a word, she knows from that first look that it is definitely on.

how?

confidence. if you walk up to a girl, hands in pockets, shoulders hunched, head tilted looking all shy and nervous like a little kid asking his mom for a dollar, she will be thinking "wow, who is this dweeb?"

Barney Stinson is no dweeb.

No. Barney Stinson casually walks over, shoulders back, tall, sleek and noble, glass of expensive whiskey in one hand, the other extended for a hand shake (instant body contact, an important thing) with a confident smile on this most handsome of faces.

When a woman looks at me she thinks "wow, there is a go getter. he knows what he wants out of life, and he just does it. i bet he is rich and powerful and awesome in bed!"..... really.

and that is why i consistently win at scoring chicks.

Barney x

27 comments:

  1. Thanks for the tips Barney =)

    Too bad I'm a girl :l

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  2. Nice advice, you must get all the girls.

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  3. thanks for the tips man
    i'll put them to use

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  4. damn barney I wish I was like you

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  5. I already have a girlfriend .
    Whiskey tip is common sense , all woman I know loves it .

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  6. LOL, you're THE SHIT Barney! Hahahaha

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  7. I just ripped though time and space for this?

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  8. This post increased my confidence two fold. Thanks Barney!

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  9. How i met your mother... Classic!

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  10. Well, I hope you find there is something else to do with your life besides "scoring chicks"

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  11. thanks for the tip barney will follow for more ;)

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  12. ok, i'll be confident next time... maybe i won't be able. Thanks for the tips, Barney

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  13. I doubt that this would work on me. But still, confidence is very important.

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  14. I like to club them and drag them back to my cave

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  15. I see you've been reading PUA. :)

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  16. Nice Blog! Followed =)
    http://ausbargain.blogspot.com/

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  17. Well I enjoy reading you with my coffee every day, multiple times a day :D

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  18. Barney, your the man! :D thanks for the tips :)

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  19. thanks for the info, but im already pimpin on the regular, jk

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