Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Todays Lesson: How To Be Awesome

Awesome is defined as "amazing: inspiring awe or admiration or wonder" and is a subject of speculation to Bro's worldwide. Today, i am going to share with you the real secrets and tips behind achieving awesome.


Awesome is not a quality one can be born with. Awesome is not a skill that can be honed, practiced and perfected over time. Awesomeness is a state of mind, an everlasting presence and force in the universe that can accessed, tapped into and channeled through ones self, allowing you to achieve awesome status (like myself, what up) and perform the most awesome of deeds on a day to day basis.

But how?

Wake up in the morning. Shower, shave, take care of your self and stare at your self in the mirror. Just say it, say it to yourself, its okay. "I am awesome". Say it again, "I am AWESOME". Think of all the things you could ever achieve, every possibly conceive and put all doubt of failure out of your mind. What even is Failure? Thats what Beta Males do.

What is a Beta Male?

A Beta is defined as "An unremarkable, careful man who avoids risk and confrontation. Beta males lack the physical presence, charisma and confidence of the Alpha male."


But to summarize, a Beta Male is simply a person who is not acknowledging the fact that their is a larger presence of Awesomeness in the universe. 


You know what i do?? I score loads of hot chicks. Beta Males don't.


So don't be one. Its that simple.


'Til Next Time,


Barnacle x 

32 comments:

  1. I like that the ad on this post was "Why women love jerks"

    Ahaha.

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  2. Yeah, having that type of mindset will make you an "alpha". But then again there has to be betas in the world or we'd all be tearing ourselves apart to get the ladies.

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  3. Very nice lesson bro, cant wait for more

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  4. Actually, I do this. Look in the mirror and tell myself how awesome I am.
    Awesome has nothing to do with scoring chicks though. What are you gonna do when you're too old to have sex Barney?

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  5. True story. I tried being a beta male, and I got nowhere. Being an alpha male just works.

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  6. Losers always complain about their best; winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

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  7. I await more words of wisdom, Oh king of Bro's

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  8. There should be an official religion about Barney Stinson.
    Alpha Male status achieved!

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  9. After this lesson do i qualify to be awesome?

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  10. i wake up in the morning and piss excellence. : )

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  11. thanks for lesson bro ! followed !

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  12. Tried the naked man last night... It frikkin worked! Thanks Barney, you're The King of Awesomeness!

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  13. Hopefully I'll be a little more awesome after following this advice haha.

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  14. I'd kill to just be a beta male..

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  15. Told you I'd get to you. >.> again..

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  16. Nice advice, I will take into consideration.

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  17. Nice post. I like reading your stuff!

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  18. TIme to alpha up into this state of mind!

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