Todays Lesson: How To Be Awesome

Awesome is defined as "amazing: inspiring awe or admiration or wonder" and is a subject of speculation to Bro's worldwide. Today, i am going to share with you the real secrets and tips behind achieving awesome.


Awesome is not a quality one can be born with. Awesome is not a skill that can be honed, practiced and perfected over time. Awesomeness is a state of mind, an everlasting presence and force in the universe that can accessed, tapped into and channeled through ones self, allowing you to achieve awesome status (like myself, what up) and perform the most awesome of deeds on a day to day basis.

But how?

Wake up in the morning. Shower, shave, take care of your self and stare at your self in the mirror. Just say it, say it to yourself, its okay. "I am awesome". Say it again, "I am AWESOME". Think of all the things you could ever achieve, every possibly conceive and put all doubt of failure out of your mind. What even is Failure? Thats what Beta Males do.

What is a Beta Male?

A Beta is defined as "An unremarkable, careful man who avoids risk and confrontation. Beta males lack the physical presence, charisma and confidence of the Alpha male."


But to summarize, a Beta Male is simply a person who is not acknowledging the fact that their is a larger presence of Awesomeness in the universe. 


You know what i do?? I score loads of hot chicks. Beta Males don't.


So don't be one. Its that simple.


'Til Next Time,


Barnacle x