Rumours are circulating about me and a certain celebrity, by the name of Katy Perry. You people of the internet are suggesting that i, in someway seduced this married woman, took her back to my apartment and fornicated with her and her splendid body, pictured below.

I cannot believe these rumours. For a man of my noble reputation, and nothing but love and respect for the female kind they are simply outrageous...

And i can confirm them to be TRUE, WHAT UP!! Blog Bro Fist. Please make sure you actually make contact with the screen, as i am doing now.

I have decided i am going to use more images in my blog posts. Not out of laziness, its just welll... the do speak a thousand words. Where else would you be able to actually bro fist with Barney Stinson?? Exactly.

I am also currently in the process of preparing quite a large guide on how to approach women. Thats right, how awesome am i?

The one and only BARNEY STINSON teaching YOU how to score women like Katy Perry. What more do you want? In detailed guides on good lines to open talking to women? Fine, i can do that. More you say? How to become more of an Alpha Male? Fine, if thats what you want. How to block other Alpha's in a group when you wanna score the chick he's hitting on? Fine. I will do that for, because thats how awesome i am.

Go back up and bump the Bro Fist again. You've earned it.

Barney x